Doug McGeehan

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Doug McGeehan, a Vanguard at the Missouri Academy, also often referred to as Dougal or Douglicious - only by intimates - can be described as many strange, bizarre, furry things. He was born in Jefferson City, Missouri, on May 20, 1991. He has hence moved all over the state of Missouri, as well as occasionally out of state. Living in such cities as Lebanon, Camdenton, Roach, Jefferson City, Marshfield, Hollister, Strafford, Ballwin, St. Peters, and Sedalia. He now lives in "the Ville" (Maryville, MO).


Residence[edit]

During his first year at the Missouri Academy, he happily lived in the bunk below his roommate, Sung Woo Park, on 2nd Floor West in room 209. Plans have been made for him to room with Isaac "Kansas" Nichols on 3rd Floor West.

Jones Soda[edit]

One thing Dougal is known for is his Jones Soda. In his room, he always maintains a steady supply of every available flavor. At any point of time, his refrigerator is stocked with three cans of each flavor that meets his satisfactory needs - Green Apple, Kiwi, Blueberry Pomegranate, Berry Lemonade, Strawberry Lime, Cream Soda and Root Beer. He's also got a supply of cold bottled Jones, flavoring from FuFu Berry to Crushed Mellon, but the availability of that is fairly limited. Upon arrival to the Academy, he has consumed over 100 cans of the delicious "Pure Cane Soda", along with many bottles of Jarritos, Coca-Cola, and other fruity drinks. He also offers to distribute Jones soda to anybody who is a fan of delicious flavor. Contact him at s404060@nwmissouri.edu anytime of the day, and he'd be happy to supply your taste buds with the flavor of awesome.

Personal Details[edit]

If you talk with Doug often, certain patterns begin to emerge contributing to his personal life. One would suggest talking with him, asking him details about his life, and possibly lurking through his Facebook account. If you are really desperate to get some dirt on him, ask any random 2nd year at the Academy, and they will probably give you all the filth you need. He was quite vocal during his first year.

Nafural Selection[edit]

He is also the main comic artist for Nafural Selection, a comical, Anthropomorphic version of everyday happenings at the Academy. It was only published in one edition Academy newspaper, though there was an error in publication that forced a significant chunk of the comic to be left out. It is also held on his online account at JaxPaw account. The production has haulted, and seems unlikely to continue, as school and artistic difficulties have hindered further creative story lines and designs.