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==On Campus==
 
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===[[Wikipedia:Urban Exploration|Exploring]]===
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Take a walk around campus sometime. Several times in fact. Become acquainted with shortest routes between two points, secluded areas, buildings with roof access or unlocked doors, and mysterious stairs and ladders inside those buildings. This will help you build a useful store of information that might come in [[#Sex and Other Affectionate Acts|handy]] sometime.
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Take a walk around [[NWMSU|campus]] sometime. There are lots of places to visit when you get bored. You never know what you may find.
  
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Don't underestimate the fun of getting in/on to buildings previously thought inaccessible. And take pictures. As a suggestion, the belltower has become more difficult to scale since it was cleaned up and the ladder removed... We know of no one that has accomplished this.
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===Affectionate Acts===
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Please see [[Inappropriate Displays of Affection]] for the rules outlining affectionate acts.  
  
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===Sex and Other Affectionate Acts===
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===Beat current records or set new ones===
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First, it should be made clear that we do not condone wanton debauchery.
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*[[Records Set|The list of student feats concerning activities is listed here.]]
  
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That said, don't do anything in the Academy building. Nobody wants to see it (it'd be pretty creepy if they do, stay away from those folks), so we're here to help you know when to leave the Academy.
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Off campus, students have to be more creative. Honestly, there isn't much off campus fun just waiting for you, so you generally have to make your own. To leave campus, you generally need to sign out. If it's a group outing, oftentimes you can get a driver to take you in a van, though the entire city is within walking distance (for sufficiently large values of walking distance). We recommend following protocol for leaving campus as often as possible, but acknowledge that the rules can be a bit stuffy and will simply take this opportunity to impress upon you the one rule you should always follow: Don't Be Stupid.
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* Hugs
 
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* Kisses
 
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* Mild stroking
 
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* Anything else
 
  
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So if you're not going to do anything fun in the Academy, where should you do it? This is one instance when having an intimate knowledge of the campus comes in useful. There are two keys to a good making out/fucking spot. First, it must be secluded. Second, you must be able to get away quickly, as [[Beth Eppinger|people]] have been known to go looking for couples in the midst of pleasurable yet nefarious deeds.
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* The Hangar
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:: A movie theatre and themed restuarant. If a new movie shows up there, you can usually get a van ride on weekends. Their website is [http://www.hangar1.com], which usually has their showtimes for each week.
  
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We are not at the moment prepared to give even an impartial list of places to go, as we aren't sure of how much the Academy Administration reads this Wiki, and we don't want to lose you those spots. We suggest asking second years, as some spent a good portion of their first year finding these places.
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* Clothing shops
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:: There are several of these in Maryville, including a thrift store, where word has it that you can get AWESOME stuff.
  
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However, we are quite prepared to make a list of places not to go.
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* Restaurants
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:: You can eat food in Maryville. While there are the obligatory fast food joints everywhere, there are also some nice places like Paglia's, which is Italian for ''delicious''. There is also A&G's Greek night (Fridays), which is Greek for ''delicious''.
  
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* Fine Arts building practice rooms. Everybody has used those and they are some of the most disgusting and unromantic places you could want to put your penis into someone or have theirs stuck into you. Also, people know to look there.
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*"9" (the new pool hall on Main)
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* Union reading room. Far too open and in a hub of activity. The key here is don't be stupid.
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:: Pay hourly for a table. They have 10-12 tables there, and it's not very crowded at the times when Academy are able to leave campus. They are friendly, and smoking/drinking/drugs are not allowed there.
  
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In the event that you'd like a guide or some friendly advice, David Gorham can help couples find that wonderful alone time they need. He's been going to Northwest's campus for 5 years now, and as such, has intimate knowledge of the place. David, however, isn't condoning your activities/feeble attempts at procreation. He merely wants to make sure you keep your bodily fluids out of the place he lives, since some of you have decided to leave little haploids swimming in common places (like bathrooms), and no one else wants that.
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*Bearcat Bowling
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:: It's a fairly small bowling alley. They're pretty cool about letting you come in and sit down even if you don't buy a game. Games are cheap, you'll get slammed with the food. You can also go into the bar there, just don't try to order a drink.
  
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Other than that, you might have to have ideas in mind before hand. For example, many fun games either are poorly suited to the campus environment or are against the campus rules. Therefore, for games such as hide and seek, tag, etc, we recommend the two city parks located within a mile of the Academy. These parks come with the built in luxuries of merry-go-rounds, sand, swings, and trees! Pretty awesome. There are also some bodies of water near Maryville, namely Lake Mozingo, that have excellent fishing, if you're into that sort of thing. The rural areas around Maryville have lots of very pretty scenery, which is great for walks and amature photography.
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Walmart. And thats about it.  Nothing really happens in maryville and everything can be found at Walmart. Vans frequently drive students there but you could just as easily ride there on your bike as proved by Chad Henderson's record of biking to Walmart and back every single day of may session 2005.
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 04:18, 9 April 2010

This page is a list of things you might want to do in Maryville, Missouri. Obviously there's Walmart and The Hangar (movie theatre), but this page will be primarily focused on the lesser known ways to divert yourself.

On Campus

Exploring

Take a walk around campus sometime. There are lots of places to visit when you get bored. You never know what you may find.

Affectionate Acts

Please see Inappropriate Displays of Affection for the rules outlining affectionate acts.

Beat current records or set new ones

Off Campus

Off campus, students have to be more creative. Honestly, there isn't much off campus fun just waiting for you, so you generally have to make your own. To leave campus, you generally need to sign out. If it's a group outing, oftentimes you can get a driver to take you in a van, though the entire city is within walking distance (for sufficiently large values of walking distance). We recommend following protocol for leaving campus as often as possible, but acknowledge that the rules can be a bit stuffy and will simply take this opportunity to impress upon you the one rule you should always follow: Don't Be Stupid.

Places

  • The Hangar
A movie theatre and themed restuarant. If a new movie shows up there, you can usually get a van ride on weekends. Their website is [1], which usually has their showtimes for each week.
  • Clothing shops
There are several of these in Maryville, including a thrift store, where word has it that you can get AWESOME stuff.
  • Restaurants
You can eat food in Maryville. While there are the obligatory fast food joints everywhere, there are also some nice places like Paglia's, which is Italian for delicious. There is also A&G's Greek night (Fridays), which is Greek for delicious.
  • "9" (the new pool hall on Main)
Pay hourly for a table. They have 10-12 tables there, and it's not very crowded at the times when Academy are able to leave campus. They are friendly, and smoking/drinking/drugs are not allowed there.
  • Bearcat Bowling
It's a fairly small bowling alley. They're pretty cool about letting you come in and sit down even if you don't buy a game. Games are cheap, you'll get slammed with the food. You can also go into the bar there, just don't try to order a drink.

Other than that, you might have to have ideas in mind before hand. For example, many fun games either are poorly suited to the campus environment or are against the campus rules. Therefore, for games such as hide and seek, tag, etc, we recommend the two city parks located within a mile of the Academy. These parks come with the built in luxuries of merry-go-rounds, sand, swings, and trees! Pretty awesome. There are also some bodies of water near Maryville, namely Lake Mozingo, that have excellent fishing, if you're into that sort of thing. The rural areas around Maryville have lots of very pretty scenery, which is great for walks and amature photography.


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