User talk:Chad

Chad X. Henderson, what a pleasure to see you here this evening. Has rejection by the elite class led you to the swamps of the Internet again? What did I tell you about my dealings with the so-called "aristocrats"? Very much, indeed. And what did you hear? Very little. Very little, indeed. I surmise your ear canals were, in contrast, unfortunately gaping wide when El Dorado (literally, "The Dorito") entered the party and began flinging his notorious gossip, of which you were most predictably the subject, and which opened another canal—the tear ducts—with onion's venom. You should have known better than to trust that four-eyed, CSPAN-watching motherfucker. In any case, welcome to your new abode. You rolled a six. - Mpnolan 19:01, 26 Jun 2005 (EDT)