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THE MORSE CODE --> HERE COME DOTS
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MOTHER-IN-LAW --> WOMAN HITLER
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A DECIMAL POINT --> IM A DOT IN PLACE
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THE EARTHQUAKES --> THAT QUEER SHAKE
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PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA --> TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
  
  

Revision as of 16:06, 6 June 2005

About Me

My name is Lily Ehlebracht, and I'm a member of the Discoverer class of 2005. I'll be going to Cal-Berkeley next year with the love of my life, Sharon Rhodes (We're even in the same dorm!), and majoring in Cognitive Science. I enjoy playing piano and violin, drooling over cellists and sax players, and a multitude of other things that I can't think of currently. I co-revitalized the love of drama within MO Acad with Amber Halavats; I established Acad musical theatre, she established Acad drama. Musical Theatre really, REALLY took off this year, and I'm very proud of it and its producing staff.

I have three cats, Gracie, Kara, and Mac. I was raised around Irish Wolfhounds, so I like dogs too.

Oh right, and I'm "The 14 Year Old." Except I'm 16 now.

Classes

After I came to the Academy, I decided it would be cool to have a high GPA. This was a new revelation for me. My overall GPA at high school was like... 3.5 or something. Overall college GPA, 3.8, overall Acad GPA 3.9. Not bad, eh? I thought so too.

Exciting classes... Fall '03

  • Oral Communications w/ Oludaja (hilarious if you think about it... African guy teaching English people to communicate more effectively)
  • Calc 3 w/ Fink
    • Great guy. I just didn't have the work ethic...

Spring '04

  • Early Brit Lit w/ Andrews
    • I loved this class.
  • Orchestra
  • Piano w/ Kramer

Summer '04

  • DNA Forensics w/ Dr. Islam (I like this guy...)

Fall '04

  • Physics I w/ Jones
  • Orchestra (Concertmaster!)
  • Piano w/ Kramer
    • Kramer and Olson are both great... if you're Acad and you're fairly good, you'll probably end up with Kramer.

Spring '05

  • Physics II w/ Jones
  • Independent study w/ Jones (Robotics)
  • Independent study w/ Cornell (Violin)
  • Orchestra (Concertmaster!)
  • Theatre Appreciation w/ Pitchford
    • Too bad he moved... he's a great guy.

Summer '05

  • Comparative Religions w/ Johnson (Nice guy, great material... distracted teaching style. Great guy though!)
  • Also on this topic, check out http://www.beliefnet.com

For Your Entertainment

In-class Assignment for Wednesday

Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to reread what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.


At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The camomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked camomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So camomile was out of the question.

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth -- when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

Little did she know, but she has less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through Congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion which vaporized Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent.

Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium.

Asshole.

Bitch.

Scrabble

DORMITORY --> DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN --> BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION --> A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH --> HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE --> HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES --> CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY --> IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW --> WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS --> ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT --> IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES --> THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO --> TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA --> TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS


I'm currently in the process of reading Livio's The Golden Ratio...

Angels and Demons was really good, btw.

Contact Information

  • Hotmail: l_ehlebracht@hotmail.com

(use with IM)

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