User:Iheartpii

Angela Protzman

Hey. Just Let It Happen.

Read if you wish. I'm not promising anything, I'm probably a truly awful person with terrible taste in humor.

You're Probably Partying Too Far Away From Me.

Here's too much information that you will never need to know. I probably made it up. I like a lot of things, as do most people you will ever meet. This is not very exciting on my part. I grew up a band geek who just wanted to paint things everywhere while playing the piano. I'm good at singing and playing the guitar, but I'm probably lying, even though the piano will always own my musical ability. I love art, music, theatre, philosophy. Also following internet fads, reading strange books, sexual liberation, Dr. Pepper chugging contests (it's harder than it sounds. Really.), underground bands, painting all over my walls, and listening to those cool little clever things that people say and then never remember again because they were probably stupid the second time around. Nobody thinks you're funny anymore.

I'm into Windex, poetry slams, comic books, video games, photography, and those horribly incriminating messages that you find on bathroom mirrors sometimes. Contrary to popular belief, I do have interests.

Party Closer to Me.

Maryville High School: This is where I started as a freshman and sophomore. Oh boy, are there some wonderfully horrid memories there.

Maryville High School

• NFL (National Forensics League)
  • Dramatic Interpretation
  • Poetry
  • Duet Improvisation
  • Debate (Public Forum)
• Academic Team
• Choir
  • MCDA state choir
  • District choir
  • Show choir at NWMSU Music Camp
• Band
  • Trumpet for Concert, Pep, and Jazz Band
  • Color Guard for Marching Band
  • Trumpet in Concert Band at NWMSU Music Camp
• School Plays
  • "The Complete History of America: Abridged" (Austin)

Summer Activities

• NWMSU Music Camp of Excellence 2005, 2006, 2007
• MSA (Missouri Scholars Academy) 2007
  • Major: Acting (with Ed)
  • Minor: Awash in Words (with Dean)

Things I Dislike: It would be much easier for me to think of things I don't like than thing's I do like. The lethologica consumes what that labels me as.

• bubble gum-flavored bubble gum
• taking stereotypes way too far
• saying your music is better than mine, or that you've been listening to it longer

Okay. Nevermind then, it wasn't as long or as cynical as I thought that list was going to be.

I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU.

Books

Besides Found! books, Post Secret Books, and Would You Rather? books, here is an epic list-function of my favorites:

• Feed
• Swan Song
• Frek and the Elixer
• Twilight/ New Moon
• House of Leaves
• 1000 Extraordinary Objects
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• The Melancholy Death of Oysterboy
• Gould's Book of Fish
• Urban Tantra
• The Amber Spyglass (His Dark Materials Series)
• This Book Will Change Your Life

etc. Reading Materials

Magazines, books that aren't really books, online comics, and maybe some others. Oh yes.

• Why's [Poignant] Guide to Ruby
• Lockpick Pornography
• Urban Dictionary: Fularious Street Slang Defined
• Swindle Magazine
• Beautiful/Decay Magazine
• Mental_Floss Magazine
• Yubisaki Milk Tea
• Ripley's Believe It Or Not: Encyclopedia of the Bizarre
• A Softer World
• XKCD
• Toothpaste for Dinner

Movies or something

I also have a lot of movies of which I adore, other than stuff like Mystery Science Theatre 3000. I'll try to keep the list short, but not really:

• Artificial Intelligence
• Perfume
• Donnie Darko
• Moulin Rouge
• 13 Ghosts
• the Saw movies
• the Star Wars movies
• Anchorman
• Connie and Carla
• White Oleander
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• The Corpse Bride
• Pan's Labyrinth
• The Butterfly Effect
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• Big Fish
• the Monty Python movies

Musics

I love music, and hate to admit that I'm real into indie style. This includes music.

• Inkwell
• Hideki Naganuma
• Something Corporate
• Dashboard Confessional
• Daft Punk
• Death Cab for Cutie
• Butch Walker
• Tenacious D
• The Spill Canvas
• Train
• The Goo Goo Dolls
• Cake
• The Beatles
• The Red Hot Chili Peppers
• HelloGoodbye

T.V. Shows

• That 70's Show
• Sex and the City
• 12 oz. Mouse
• Invader Zim
• Mythbusters
• Family Guy
• Steven's Untitled Rock Show
• Futurama
• Bull#$@%!
• Dirty Jobs
• How It's Made
• South Park

Some of Dem Internets

• /ck/ I mean shhhh.
• Truth and Beauty Bombs
• Deviant Art
• Albino Black Sheep
• Found!
• Post Secret
• Toothpaste for Dinner
• A Softer World
• Bored.com
• Despair )-:

Video Games

• Prince of Persia
• Halo
• Destroy All Humans!
• JSRF
• Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee
• Fusion Frenzy
• Barbarian
• Gauntlet

Win

If for any reason you'd like to contact me, or talk to me, or tell me all your innermost secrets and dreams, I have a Facebook under the name Angela Marie Protzman. Go figure. Also, my e-mail address is iheartpii@hotmail.com. Good times, good times.