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Angela Protzman

Hey... Just Let It Happen.

Pleasure to make you're acquaintance! I'm Angela Marie Protzman, and here's some unnesessary, semi-useless information about me for your viewing pleasure:

I tend to talk with my hands. It doesn't mean anything if I end up smacking you in the face and I'm talking about how much I like you. I'm left-handed so I play the guitar upside-down and backwards, 'cause I learned it that way. I also play the piano (I used to compete, but now I just like it for the sake of music), the trumpet (I grew up a band geek), and just happen to also be a kazoo prodigy. I was on a four-year art plan at my high school before deciding to attend the Academy, and love painting, clay sculpture, and pencil/charcoal sketching. I also love to sing and act. My mom is Korean, and for love or some similar emotional trauma, moved to the United States to marry the white chocolate that is my father.

I used to be in a band where I co-sang and played a little bass, until I made the mistake to play airsoft with them and ended up getting shot in the eye (cool story, ask me about it). I wound up pretty lucky and nothing's wrong with my eye, but I have to go back every 5 years or so just to make sure. I like to write I have an extroverted personality that fluctuates sometimes, like those angry pan-handlers you meet in Kansas City every once in a while. Sometimes, I think about how to carry on a conversation in my head, and I think of something that would absolutely school the conversation into my favor. Since nobody knows how to read my mind, most of the time, nobody gets what I'm saying. Dry humor turns me on.

You're Partying Too Far Away From Me...

Maryville High School: This is where I started as a freshman and sophomore. Oh boy, are there some wonderfully horrid memories there.

Maryville High School

• NFL (National Forensics League)
  • Dramatic Interpretation
  • Poetry
  • Duet Improvisation
  • Debate (Public Forum)
• Academic Team
• Choir
  • MCDA state choir
  • District choir
  • Show choir at NWMSU Music Camp
• Band
  • Trumpet for Concert, Pep, and Jazz Band
  • Color Guard for Marching Band
  • Trumpet in Concert Band at NWMSU Music Camp
• School Plays
  • "The Complete History of America: Abridged" (Austin)

Summer Activities

• NWMSU Music Camp of Excellence 2005, 2006, 2007
• MSA (Missouri Scholars Academy) 2007
  • Major: Acting (with Ed)
  • Minor: Awash in Words (with Dean)

Party Closer to Me.

Things I Dislike: It would be much easier for me to think of things I don't like than thing's I do like. I have lethologica on what that labels me as.

• bubble gum-flavored bubble gum
• taking stereotypes way too far
• wearing band shirts when you don't really listen to the band
• underwear tags
• religion back-handers ("Believe or DIE")
• dislikes

Okay, nevermind, it wasn't as long or as cynical as I thought that list was going to be.

I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU.

Here's too much information that you will never need to know. I probably made it up. I like a lot of things, as do most people you will ever meet. This is not very exciting on my part. I love art, music, theatre, philosophy. Also following internet fads, reading strange books, sexual liberation, Dr. Pepper chugging contests (it's harder than it sounds. Really.), underground bands, painting all over my walls, and listening to those cool little clever things that people say and then never remember again because they were probably stupid the second time around. Nobody thinks you're funny anymore.

I'm into Windex, poetry slams, comic books, video games, photography, and those horribly incriminating messages that you find on bathroom mirrors sometimes. Contrary to popular belief, I do have interests.

Books

Besides Found! books, Post Secret Books, and Would You Rather? books, here is an epic list-function of my favorites:

• Feed
• Swan Song
• Frek and the Elixer
• Twilight/ New Moon
• Cunt (It's an interesting book on... females)
• House of Leaves
• 1000 Extraordinary Objects
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• The Melancholy Death of Oysterboy
• Gould's Book of Fish
• Urban Tantra
• The Amber Spyglass (His Dark Materials Series)
• This Book Will Change Your Life

etc. Reading Materials

Magazines, books that aren't really books, online comics, and maybe some others. Oh yes.

• Why's [Poignant] Guide to Ruby
• Lockpick Pornography
• Bitch Magazine
• Urban Dictionary: Fularious Street Slang Defined
• Swindle Magazine
• Beautiful/Decay Magazine
• Mental_Floss Magazine
• Yubisaki Milk Tea
• The Guinness Book of World Records 1998
• Ripley's Believe It Or Not: Encyclopedia of the Bizarre
• A Softer World
• XKCD
• Toothpaste for Dinner

Movies or something

I also have a lot of movies of which I adore, other than stuff like Mystery Science Theatre 3000. I'll try to keep the list short, but not really:

• Artificial Intelligence
• Perfume
• Donnie Darko
• Moulin Rouge
• 13 Ghosts
• the Saw movies
• the Star Wars movies
• Anchorman
• Connie and Carla
• White Oleander
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• The Corpse Bride
• Pan's Labyrinth
• The Butterfly Effect
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• Big Fish
• the Monty Python movies

Music

I love music, and have to admit that every once in a while, I get swept away with a stereotypical genre. Just a huge-ass list of some of my favorite bands:

• Inkwell
• Hideki Naganuma
• Something Corporate
• Dashboard Confessional
• Mae
• Death Cab for Cutie
• Butch Walker
• Tenacious D
• The Spill Canvas
• Train
• The Goo Goo Dolls
• Cake
• Queen
• The Red Hot Chili Peppers
• HelloGoodbye

T.V. Shows

• That 70's Show
• Sex and the City
• 12 oz. Mouse
• Invader Zim
• Mythbusters
• Family Guy
• Steven's Untitled Rock Show
• Futurama
• Bull#$@%!
• Dirty Jobs
• How It's Made
• South Park

Some of Dem Internets

• 4chan. I mean shhhh.
• Truth and Beauty Bombs
• Deviant Art (sanguine-dragonfly)
  • Cyanide and Happiness
• Albino Black Sheep
• Found!
• Post Secret
• Toothpaste for Dinner
• A Softer World
• Bored.com
• Dispair )-:

Video Games

• Prince of Persia
• Halo
• Destroy All Humans!
• JSRF
• Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee
• Fusion Frenzy
• Barbarian
• Gauntlet

SHHHHHHHH, JUST LET IT HAPPEN... shhhhhh

If for any reason you'd like to contact me, or talk to me, or tell me all your innermost secrets and dreams, I have a Facebook under the name Angela Marie Protzman! Go figure. Also, my e-mail address is iheartpii@hotmail.com. Good times, good times!