Foof Chairs

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Those Loveable Foof Chairs

Ah, the foof chair. This chair is much like a bean bag chair... only much, much better. It fits your body like a glove and provides hours of comfort. However, I wouldn't recommend doing homework in one due to the sleep-inducing powers foofs possess.

The Many Uses of a Foof

  • Chair
  • Recliner
  • Bed
  • Weapon of mass destruction for foof fights (overgrown pillow fights)
  • Smothering device
    • Academites have been known to foof other academites randomly. This entails throwing a foof on a fellow acad (who already happens to be lounging on a foof--or near a foof that you can push them down on) and jumping on it--getting off only when forced or when deemed appropriate.

```No academite injuries have been reported due to foof fights or foofing```